Here is the thoughts behind my title.......I will not make apologies for my creative mind. I am a big Johnny Cash fan. So, first off it is a tip of the hat to Cash. Second, this being my first year of teaching and starting late I felt like I was thrown into the fire. Also, a little baptism by fire. Mix all of this up with starting late, starting a curriculum from nothing and moving in six days - I call that getting a quick lesson in how to swim. This is not a negative comment, or anything like that at all. I love my job. I changed everything to become a teacher. Done.
Oh yeah, gas has hit 1.41$ here!! Eat it!!
Let us get to the good stuff first, I will be back in town on Dec. 19th! I have taken my second, of three, vacation days to see the Minneapolis air for one more day. The schedule is starting to have some dents in it, so please let me know if you want to get together.
On to the front page stuff...........the second coming of the Alien Baby happened over the night. Yesterday I felt really odd, and not myself. I kind of felt faint, and was getting a headache. That is not a good feeling when you are working. When I got home hours later and took my temperature it was over 101. I decided to take, a couple hits of, Nyquil and rub Icyhot on my neck - don't ask. I work up with this disturbing feeling of this past Spring. @#$%^& So, on my way to work I made up my mind to come back to Mpls. a day earlier. I also knew I needed a song by Bob Marley, so I started to look on the radio. Well, that did not happen BUT I did get a good Metallica song. So, with two inches of fresh snow on the ground, and my first experience with red rock, I pulled into the school parking lot. It was at this point my car started to swerve.....and I thought ahhhhhhh, the fresh snow and empty parking lot.............my foot hit the gas. As a pumping rock song played in my ears I hit forty five miles an hour and whipped a PERFECT 'shitty' in the school parking lot. Hello Monday, what do you have for me now??
Oh, I almost forgot.........I went to the clinic after school to have the Baby looked at. There is nothing like working all day with kids, and going to the doctor to drop your pants. Lucky for me I have been through this before and I was fine with it. OK, who is writing the 'script' of my life?? This is the third time, second time because of this, in a row that the door opens to my room and a HOT woman walks in. COME ON!! A single P.A. comes in and starts to talk to me. I tell her it is on my lower back, and she tells me to sit on the table for her to look at it. I say it might be hard, because it is a little lower. There is nothing like wearing your red Superman briefs to the doctor. She said if it gets worse to come back. Oh yeah, excuse me but my Baby is bigger and has fluid in it - right.
If any one sees Santa tell him that your pal would like a nice lady to start a relationship with. Tell him that you think he is ready, and a pretty good guy. If he has any questions let me know. I thought there still might be enough time to get that on his list.
Tomorrow I give plasma, good times. Only 1-2 more posts before I am walking around Lake Harriet!!
1 comment:
nothing like a good first impression with the local single ladies. better than shingles though, I'm guessing.
and I don't know who's writing the script, but it's fun to follow along ;)
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